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um [17 Apr 2003|08:29pm]
*gets back from mum's funeral and curls up on a couch*

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*peeks out of hiding* [02 Apr 2003|11:47pm]
[ mood | nervous ]



*hides again*

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA [27 Feb 2003|07:18pm]





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Crisis averted! [22 Feb 2003|03:15pm]
[ mood | stressed ]

Liv will be fine! :) :)

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o alcohol [15 Jan 2003|12:51am]
Alcohol, my permanent accessory
Alcohol, a party-time necessity
Alchool, alternative to feeling like yourself
O Alcohol, I still drink to your health

I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol

Forget the caffe latte,
screw the raspberry iced tea
A Malibu and Coke for you, a G&T for me
Alcohol, Your songs resolve like
my life never will
When someone else is picking up the bill

I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
O Alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
I'll use something else

I thought that Alcohol was just for those with
nothing else to do
I thought that drinking just to get drunk
was a waste of precious booze
But now I know that there's a time
and there's a place where I can choose
To walk the fine line between
self-control and self-abuse

I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
Would you please ignore that you
found me on the floor
Trying on your camisole?
O Alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
I'll use something else

Would you please forgive me?
Would you please forgive me?

.......Drat pregnancy.
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And stuff. [06 Jan 2003|02:21am]
[ mood | silly ]



's truth.


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Aww. [27 Dec 2002|02:39am]
Everyone keeps forgetting me. No presents from either of my dads or brothers! Men. >:(

Although I did get a nice prezzy from Celegorm. Ehehehe :] I sent him a carton of cigarettes.

And socks from mum. Nice nice socks.

Arwen and I took each other out to get drunk for Erumas. I don't remember most of it, but it must have been fun. Somehow woke up at Issy's house the next morning.

warning, incoming hint!

I bought this for Issy:

And some lovely jewelery of special significance.
Along with a great many other things which I will show her later if you know what I mean. ;)

Pinstripe suits for Elladan and Elrohir. Bathrobes for mum and for the dads. Neat shoes for all Arwen's daughters and a gun rack for Eldarion. Beer mug earrings for Nana Elwing, various toy boats for Grandpa Eärendil, nifty bone jewellery for whichever Nan Galadriel shows up first, and WEAPONS for Grampy Celeborn.

And for Silmarien, the AMUSING PHALLIC AMETHYST I bought off some suspicious-looking dwarves.
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Well! [22 Dec 2002|11:46am]
It started with this; She kidnapped the 'Dred, holding him for a ransom of... hot Lesbians. I needed something to do, so I er, walked down the block to her place. A cousin of the kidnapee showed up too.

We had a great time. ;)

I have a paid account now. ;) ;) ;)

Still haven't decided what male body Issy should use to knock me up. Hmmm. Maybe Sil can help.
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Yonder Plea [01 Dec 2002|03:53am]
[ mood | beseeching! ]

O MIGHTY VALAR, especially those who are primarily concerned with like, sex and babies and related things, um, HELP!

This, and etc. Which is to say, me and Issy want to have a baby so we can name it Lapis Lazuli, but we are both of the same gender. SEND US YOUR MIGHTY VALAR-LY AID!!

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I have a job. [18 Nov 2002|02:07am]
[ mood | busy ]

I've taken up a job as editor of the Isildur's Secret catalog. I also do a lot of the photography. This, my friends, is the best job ever. Read on, for a sneak preview of the next one!

Ever wonder what happened to Middle-Earth's favourite puppy, Steve of Gondor? He has been maintaining Media silence lately, hasn't he?

He's still around. Oh yes. In my new position as one of the official photographers for Isildur's Secret catalogues, I decided to give him an appearance. He makes a lovely accessory.

Issy and SteveCollapse )

I think I like photography.

Also, Isildur's Secret is expanding beyond just the biggest Kinky Sex Shop in all of Arda, you know. We also sell furniture. Mostly things that are good for snogging on or around, but also things that generally look good with Issy naked.

Some chairs and beds. As modeled by some lovely ladies, hehehe.Collapse )
I took most of those photos too. ;)

Along with the furniture, we are also selling... fur.
Yes. Fur.Collapse )

The lovely lady who designs the lingerie also models a lot of it, hehehe.
This should probably come with a label that says ELROND, DO NOT CLICK ME.
Arwen's home-made knickers and thingsCollapse )

And some other random things...
Perfume adsCollapse )

And to finish it off.
Other pictures I am trying to fit into the catalogue somehow.Collapse )

There was absolutely no real point to that post, I think. But they are nice pictures to look at, aren't they?

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Hmmmmmm ;) [09 Nov 2002|04:33pm]
[ mood | aww yeah. ]


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[ mood | existant! ]




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